Another Old Movie Review: The Long, Long Trailer

I'm going to start this review with "I liked the movie." The Long, Long Trailer is a 1953 Lucy and Desi comedy about a couple spending their honeymoon in a 40 foot state of the art trailer. Since we've RVed for a long time, we kind of know RV life.  L/D did not know anything about it and that's where the comedy comes in. L/D had good intentions, but they did not know RV rules--so they broke all of them. For an RVer, the movie is fun, frustrating, sad, hilarious, and good all at the same time. I'll see it again in a couple of years and laugh and cry all over again.

I've seen the movie many times before, but it's the first time I realized it is a flashback. L/D are going to sell the trailer because of all the disasters they faced. Then, the flashback starts and for the next hour or so  we learn all the things you are NOT supposed to do in an RV. Things like : Don't cook in a moving trailer; Don't collect huge rocks in the trailer; Pay attention to warning signs on the road; Don't overload your trailer; Don't go up roads that you can't get out of. The list of don'ts goes on and on. 

We've made some of these mistakes. Once in Grand Tetons we saw a cute little road that said "not advisable for trailers" so we thought we're a motorhome so that does not apply to us--well we got about 1/8th of a mile on that road and needed to turn back. That's when we discovered motorhomes and trailers are the same thing when it comes to narrow, winding, mountain roads especially when you cannot see a good exit strategy. Over the years we learned to avoid those roads...or if we did take such a road, one of us walked it before we attempted to drive it.

We never tried to cook in a moving RV because it is against the law in most states. Sometimes we got food from the fridge while driving but we learned quickly it was not a good idea as balancing in a vehicle going 55-60 mph is HARD. Planning ahead is necessary. Planning ahead was not on the minds of L/D.

Lucy and Desi had trouble leveling their trailer one rainy night. We quickly learned to get into a campground while it was daylight and before the rain started as leveling (back in the 70s when we started) was never as easy as the salesman said it was. Lucy, ever the comic, crashed out of bed in her uneven trailer--we never did that. Their state of the art 1953 trailer had more primitive leveling devices than we had in our new RV 20 years later, and they were not all that great.

There's a shower scene we could relate to. Our motorhome had a bathroom the size of a small phone booth...and that phone booth-sized bathroom included a toilet, basin and shower all in one. And, guess what, there was a neat toilet paper holder in the bathroom too. I don't know how many rolls of TP we soaked before we learned to remove the TP before showering. Desi just exaggerated how much "fun" it was to take a shower in a teeny-tiny space. Like him, we were young and thought it was just part of the game.

The movie brought back some fun memories of our early camping experiences. We enjoyed those early years a lot as we continued to RV for 51 years. When we sold the last RV we were  sad. Nowadays, we look at RVs rolling down the road and wish them happy travels. The movie ends back where the flashback started, with L/D not selling the trailer, getting ready for the next adventure. That's the key--be ready for the next adventure. If you are an RVer and haven't seen The Long, Long Trailer, it's kind of a must see. If you are not an RVer, it's a good L/D comedy and a good laugh is a good thing. Remember, we're all in this together.

Logan's Run...a Real Growler

Tonight we saw a 1976 science fiction classic called "Logan's Run" on TCM. The story is of a dystopian future where survivors live in a "habitat" after most of civilization was destroyed in a war. Not much is mentioned about the habitat, the war, or the how the survivors created their world. It's all a "given"--you just know.

The people are dressed in color-coded filmy clothes, but no reason is given for the color scheme. We learn early on that the  lifespan for people in the habitat is 30 years. When they've lived their 30 years they go on the "carousel" and get renewed (aka killed?). Again, we don't know why 30 is the "magic age"--but the movie was made in 1976 and that was the time when we were told not to trust anyone older than 30.  There is a small underground movement in the habitat to escape and find sanctuary. Our heroes do escape and find Washington, DC in ruins (and they don't know what it is) and ... I'll stop there. No reason to spoil the rather thin story, if you decide you need to see this bad movie.

What was interesting was the rather lame depiction of 2275. Think computerized voices, flashing lights, tube transport, and escalators? The habitat was climate controlled. It was possible to "beam" people into rooms of the habitat. We don't see people doing any type of work per se but there are "law enforcers" who search for "runners" who want to find the sanctuary.  I guess, if you want to see how the habitat worked, you might want to see the movie, but frankly, it's as lame as the movie. 

The cast includes Farrah Fawcett with her lion's mane of blonde hair; Jenny Agutter of "Call the Midwife" fame and Michael York who plays Logan. They are not memorable. The pacing is slow. The script is shallow. The music was painful to my ears. In sum...it's just a bad movie.  I know I did not see it when it came out in 1976 and 50 years later I'm wondering why I thought it might be a fun movie to watch. 

Turtles and Duckies

For the last couple of weeks I've been making turtles and duckies...both are really cute and they are fun to make.

I've been wondering why so many Jeeps have rubber duckies on their dashboards and that's when I found out it's a "thing" to decorate your Jeep (especially a Jeep Wrangler) with rubber duckies. Since I have 2 Jeeps, I've decided they need a Duckie or two too.

I've also made several turtles. I have no idea if they are land or sea turtles -- but since they are crocheted, I don't think it matters.

I'm still making kitties and piggies. If you would like a critter, let me know and I'll make one for you. I love giving the critters away as they bring a smile...and anything that makes a person smile is a good thing.

Viva Las Vegas--A Walk Down Memory Lane

Circle back to a more innocent time 62 years ago to 1964. I was graduating high school and getting ready for college. What were you doing? The world was pretty much at peace...and some fun movies were being made. I saw one of those fun movies today and I thoroughly enjoyed it. And, as an added bonus there was NO swearing and no bedroom scenes. Like I said, it was a simpler time. The movie was Viva Las Vegas.

When the movie was made Vegas was a gambling town in the desert, but it was not the destination it is today. There was no Sphere, no major sports teams, no high rise casinos and Howdy Partner still greeted you when you came into town. That's the setting -- and it's fun to compare 1964 Vegas with 2026 Vegas--they are 2 different towns. Part of the year, I live near Vegas, and it does not look at all like the Vegas in the movie. It's hard to imagine how much Vegas has changed. In the 60s it was a relatively small town...and that's not Vegas today. 

It's a typical love story of boy meets girl--boy does something stupid and loses girl--boy realizes he did something stupid and tries to make up with the girl--and after a few more curves and wrinkles--they get married in the end. A love story is fun...and the stars are Elvis Presley and Ann-Margeret at their best. Elvis sings and Ann-Margaret dances. The music is good ol' rock and roll. If you are like me, you will remember the music. It's a fun walk down memory lane where the sky is blue and ending is happy.

Yes, I know this is not reality. I even knew it when I first saw the movie as a 16 year old kid. It was fun then, and it was still fun. Unlike 2001: A Space Odyssey, the movie still worked as it's a basic love story and I don't think they ever go out of style. SO...if you want to take a walk down memory lane, see a skinny Elvis and a gorgeous Ann-Margaret, record it the next time it comes on Turner Classic Movies. Remember, we're all in this together.

It's Independence Day

Happy 250th Birthday America.

Thank you!

From a Proud American!

2001: (Not a Good) Space Odyssey

Early this morning I DVRd "2001: A Space Odyssey" on Turner Classic Movies. We saw it tonight. The movie was made in 1968. Back then, I saw it with my boyfriend, now husband. I think we liked the movie...but after seeing it tonight, I don't know why. I thought it would be fun to see this "classic" movie again. I was wrong.

The movie has a very slow pace. There's no action at all. There's hardly any dialogue to explain what is happening. The story is up to interpretation and no one seems to agree on the true meaning of the "monoliths" or the "space baby" at the end...even the author was not clear about their meanings. The movie won an Academy Award for Special Effects, which were pretty good for 1968 but do not make it in 2026. It's a man's world up in space, with women doing ancillary roles such as serving meals, greeting visitors and looking decorative in short pink outfits with cute Kennedy-esque pill box hats. 

Some of the scenes do not pass the test of time. There's the hint of technology to come with a "face time" phone call; a tablet-like device; a computer chess game. The characters walk around the space craft with Velcro shoes that keep them attached to the floor. Space walks are un-tethered to a space craft and the space suits look like they have vacuum cleaner hoses for sleeves. The frosting on the cake is the long psychedelic light and sound show that was supposed to be "cool" back in the day, but seems completely useless now. A good part is the musical score which includes the Blue Danube Waltz among other pieces of classical music.

Anyway, with slow pacing, a poor story line, and strange special effects, the movie does not "work" anymore. It was interesting to see, but I won't make that mistake again. If you want to see how "futuristic" 2001 looked back in 1968, go for it, but I'm warning you... Remember, we're all in this together.