Sunday, August 27, 2023

Tobey the Bison

My friend Sunni asked me to make her a bison. I looked at every picture I could find of crocheted bisons and could not find a pattern. 
Then I looked at pictures of real bison. Based on both, this is my bison, named Tobey
.There is nothing easy in making this critter--The mane, legs (front legs are a different shape from back legs), bump, even the color of the horns were difficult to figure out. Some bisons have black horns, some have yellowish horns, and some have brown horns. I chose to make them light as a brown or black horns faded into the background. All in all, I think Tobey came out well




And the other side...


Tobey will be with me for awhile...but he will go to Yellowstone in September along with Sunni.
We will compare my crocheted bison with the real thing.







Friday, August 25, 2023

Barbie Pink

My latest teddy bear is "Barbie Pink"

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Hybrid Humor

In April, we became the owners of a 2023 Ford F-150 Limited hybrid 4x4 truck. We named him Ted*, and he's a honey with more bells and whistles and brains than we can believe. We are familiar with pickup trucks, as we've had several since 1983. Each one has been a bit "smarter" than the last. The current 2023 has a set of lights on the dashboard that tells us how many miles we can drive before the tank is empty. It's a good deal since this is a hybrid truck and we might run out of fuel (which we've been told is a bad thing). 


On Sunday we drove to Jackson Hole, about 50 miles from our home. The dashboard indicated that we had 490 miles til empty, hence we had more than enough fuel for the drive. I drove the 100 miles to and from Jackson and when I returned to our driveway, the dashboard indicated that we had 500 miles til empty. How is that the case? I have NO idea. But I drove 100 miles and I actually had more "fuel" than when I started. I'm guessing the batteries were charged on the drive giving us the extra miles? I don't really know. I find it part of what I'm calling hybrid humor.
*P.S. We name our vehicles, the last two diesel pickup trucks were named Vin Diesel I and II, aka Vinnie for short.

Monday, August 14, 2023

It Happens in the Quakies

I'm fortunate to own a little piece of a larger quaking aspen forest. The locals call the trees "quakies." At 6350 feet above sea level the trees are tall and lush and in their element. In the wintertime, when there's several feet of snow on the ground, the forest is pure white and the quakies are quiet.  In the summertime the quakies sing at the slightest breeze, sounding like a bubbling creek in the far distance. The sound of the quaking trees is as magical as is the rest of the forest. 

In the summertime, the green canopy shades the understory. The understory is filled with wild grasses and flowers. On a good day I see everything from orange Indian Paintbrush to yellow arnica, pink wild rose to purple harebells, spotted orchids to black coneflowers, lavender-blue flax and bachelor buttons, to blue lupines and so many more many more. The understory also hides the birds and deer that find protection in the forest.

In my patch of quakies we have several mule deer families that have hung around for years.  One summer we had twin fawns that were my friends all summer...about a week before we left for the winter, one of the twins was hit by a car and her right back leg was broken. I saw her hobble along with her twin the rest of the time I was in residence and I was sure she would not make it thru the winter. I was wrong...the next summer, she was there with a remodeled and crooked right back leg. The broken leg had healed, leaving her with a limp and strange gait, but she was alive.This summer, five years later, I spotted a limping doe with a crooked right back leg, with a fawn. She's a fighter!

There are many stories in the forest. Summer 2023 started with a sad note. Spring was hard and many of the fawns and yearlings did not survive. The Department of Game and Fish said there was a 90% kill-off of fawns and yearlings. After hearing that, I was not hopeful of seeing many fawns this year, let alone yearlings from the previous year. There were no fawns in May or June and I was sure Game and Fish was right...then in early July a mama deer shows up in the backyard with her twins. We had twin fawns gracing our backyard. Since then, I've been observing the twins daily. They are growing fast, yet they still have their spots. They hop and jump and play and then rest for hours on the soft bark beside my screened-in deck. I can see them but they can't see me...and if I'm quiet on the deck, I can watch their antics.

The other day the twins were laying in a patch of vinca nibbling a few leaves and minding their own business when their mama walks into the yard. From almost asleep to wide awake in mere seconds, the twins jumped up and ran to their mama. The forest was quiet and suddenly I heard a sound I had never heard before and I could not figure out what it was. I quietly moved from my chair to a better vantage point and there was Bambi 1 suckling with great gusto, slurping up delicious milk from mama. Soon he got his fill, and Bambi 2 starts suckling as loud as could be, until he too got his fill ...at which time mama gave him a soft short "kick" indicating she was done, and it was time for the fawns to go away. The twins reluctantly left and mama walked into the forest, where I could not see her anymore. The twins went back to resting on the vinca.

That's the thing, between the dense canopy and the understory, the animals are hidden by the forest within five feet of entering it. Mama was done...her babies were fed and safe...and she could take a rest away from her demanding twins. All is good in the forest. 

There are many stories in the forest, all I have to do is wait for them to unfold.

Friday, August 11, 2023

Common Abbreviations

Do you text? Do you receive texts with abbreviations and you have no idea what they mean? Kim Komando posted the following today. It might help you out.

  1. SMH: Shaking my head
  2. POV: Point of view
  3. TBH: To be honest
  4. ASL: Age, sex, location (or "as hell" with the younger crowd)
  5. BBL: Brazilian butt lift or be back later
  6. HMU: Hit me up
  7. NSFW: Not safe for work
  8. LMAO: Laughing my @ss off
  9. OFC: Of course
  10. TTYL: Talk to you later

Choo-Choo

Big Boy, #4014, is a real steam engine...

...and this is my version of an old-fashioned steam engine complete with cowcatcher
I'll make some rail cars and a caboose soon.

County Fair

It's "Fair Week" in the Rockies and "my" kids are at the fair showing their animals. This year they are showing pigs, steers and 1 lamb. 
So far, they've done well with 2 grand champion critters and a few firsts and seconds.
 
My 60 pound girl and her 1500 pound steer...and she managed him well.
The "Grand Champion" Steer in Local Born and Bred Class
Her last year to compete in 4H with her steer "Last Chance" 
The 4H kids work hard during the spring and summer getting their animals ready for fair. On "show day" their animals get a spa treatment. Yesterday I was privy to some of the behind-the-scenes grooming of the steers. The steers are huge, weighing between 1100 and 1500 pounds, and the kids are washing and combing their fur, shining their hooves, and making them look gorgeous.


Friday, August 4, 2023

Why I Don't Paint Many Rocks




Rock painting is a lot of fun...but you have to have basic talent...
What you see is what you get. I should stick to crocheting.


After the Rain

The last 3 days have been rainy. We've not had a huge deluge...just wet ground and an occasional "female rain" that lasts about 10 minutes. 
While the skies are gray, it's not cold, but it is cooler than usual. The plants seem to be enjoying the rain, as their leaves are perky and green.
 
Indian Paintbrush
Aster
Aspen
BTW, the asters started to bloom on July 20. IF the "old wife's tale" is correct, fall will come in 8 weeks or September 14...I'll let you know.





Thursday, August 3, 2023

103

Today, I'm remembering the 103rd birthday of my Auntie Ruthie. Sadly, she passed away in January. She was loved by her family and friends and we all miss her. 
We hope you had a happy birthday in heaven.



Happy Birthday To You!





Nonpartisan

This cute little girl is a nonpartisan elephant. How can a critter this loud belong to a political party anyway.
No matter, she's nonpartisan. She was named last night. So please meet  Ms. Spectacular. 
I think she's pretty cute.



Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Five Fawns

This summer we have not seen many fawns. The winter was hard and we were told the little ones did not  survive. For the past month we've had a set of twin fawns gracing our backyard...but today we had 5. The most fawns I've ever seen in the backyard...and we've lived here over 20 years.
This trio are in the backyard often. Mama watches while the babies play or sleep. 
Another mama, one I've not seen before, showed up with her set of twins, causing some disturbance in the "deer-ly force."
Then this lone fawn showed up and he tried to nurse on our mama...and she was not going to let that happen. 
Based on spots they are all about the same age and I'm wondering where they have been before today? 
Five fawns and two mamas -- a wonderful sight to see.